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poetry by lou sid linesman - on life, love & politics
Friday, December 01, 2006
Following The Minister's Instructions For...
Integra-...shun!...
That’s what we want...
Got a white magnet...and a black magnet...
And what we want is...
Integra-...shun!...
If they’re both facing the same direction...
They’ll attract...and we’ll get...
Love at first sight!...
And then...
Integra-...shun!...
But holy shit!...
One of these fuckers is the wrong way round!...
That’s not good for...
Integra-...shun!...
Oh deary me!
We ain’t never gonna get these cunts to come together...
How the hell we gonna get...
Integra-...shun!...
Tell you what...
Let’s get the black magnet to do a back-flip and turn right around...
Coz black magnets generally...like to please white magnets...
And then we’ll get...
Integra-...shun!...
And let’s twist it to make sure...
We’re really on course for...
Integra-...shun!...
Now what’s wrong?...
Why won’t they get it on this time?...
This goes against all the laws of natural physics...
Don’t people want...
Integra-...shun?!
You see the trouble is, Minister, darling...
You didn’t get a good solid-as-shite compulsory racist UK state...
Educa-...shun!...
Coz if you had...
You’d have been taught to feel that black magnets and white magnets are as different as Charles ‘The Discriminator’ Darwin...and a heap of Dancin’ Monkey Doudou...
And they think they’re not allowed to get no...
Integra-...shun!...
So better come clean, dear...
Admit you can’t spell...
And announce that you’re really the Minister for...
Social...
Segrega-...shun!
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